Last October I was returning to the States from 3 weeks in Paris and Belgium. When I arrived at SFO, I found the conspicuous calling card the TSA leaves in your undies when they have been trespassing in your luggage.

Upon closer inspection, I found a sticker attached to my luggage which suggested something awfully suspicious...

It seems to suggest that my bags were searched due to a SUSPICIOUS sticker !

Having just purchased this nifty rolling suitcase in London a couple of months previously, I wanted to make sure it was easily identifiable to me as mine.

So I stuck an Alternative Tentacles sticker on it.

Apparently the TSA knows Jello Biafra doesn't approve of THEM either.