Best Top 8 Pimp Lines Heard at Amacker's Party
8. Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
7. You must be wearing space pants baby cause your ass is outta this world!
6. Do you have a quarter? ...Why?......... Cause my mother told me to give her a call when I met the girl of my dreams.
5. Your daddy must be a thief cause he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
4. Your parents must be bakers cause they sure put out a great set of buns.
3. Damn, there must be something wrong with my eyes cause they've been stuck on you for this whole party!
2. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn-honey you must drink gallons at a time
And the number one Pimp Line for Amacker's Party:
1. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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